Got Lieb?

Readers of Jewdar know us as the very Dorian Gray-like picture of moderation and self control, so we hope we don’t disappoint overmuch to confess that we have a monkey on our backs that would take the likes of “Jane Goodall’s”:http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,129430,00.jpg and “Gunther Goebel Williams”:http://www.the-forum.com/art/gunther.htm supersexy sin-spawn to control. We speak, of course, of the summer lovin’ that breaks out in the Jewdar home whenever Fox’s _So You Think You Can Dance_ “comes on”:http://www.fox.com/dance/.

In addition to the beyond fabulous dancing, last year’s show featured “NJB Brian Friedman”:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412744/ who wore a Star of David while dispensing Solomonic wisdom as a judge. While he may not be back this year, there is at least one Jewtie cutie among the competitors, 18-year old “Lauren Gottlieb”:http://www.fox.com/dance/bios/13-gottlieb.htm who wowed the judges in the first round and is back for more tonight. We’re expecting great things from her here at Jewdar, even if our dream of her taking it all in a “Fonzie-esque kazatski”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV5iQJLpVnM competition do not come true.

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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