(God’s Vlog after the jump)
Yes, that’s right: The big G dash D chimes in on His Christmas Eve plans in this special exclusive for Heebmagazine.com. Make your reservation for Heebonism at the swank Ace Hotel in Palm Springs, CA. Standard packages start at just $180. (God’s bugging us to comp him a suite, but it ain’t happening.) All package deals include single occupancy on 12/24, one Chinese dinner and single entry to the hottest Christmas Eve party in the world. Make your Christmas Eve plans today by going to Acehotel.com/palmsprings/reservations or calling 760-325-9900.