Feeling a Draft

On this Israeliest of days, we’re delighted by news that love of Zion is not dead, even if it at times needs a threat of a boycott to express itself. Israeli Ubermodel Bar Refaeli has become Israel’s newest "enlistment officer." Some naysayers may complain that this doesn’t exactly make up for her having avoided military service. Now, don’t get us wrong: We are violently opposed to any policy that would seriously reduce the number of hot Israel girls serving faithfully in IDF uniform, but we feel that if Orthodox girls can make up for it by serving as schoolteachers or working on moshavim, supermodels should be able to make up for it by doing what they do best: Offering horny young men the delusionally remote possibility that if they purchase your product, you will have sex with them. Happy Birthday, Israel.

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The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

7 Responses

  1. HottiefromMuskogee

    omg you remind me so much of my exboyfreind. where do you live puck are you cute? lol

  2. Hesed

    Go for it Puck, who knows you may luck-out and have it turn into The Crying Game.

  3. Puck

    I’ll enlist if she lets me stick my face between her cleavage and blow raspberries :P
    If the girls at Scopus had looked like her when I was a kid, things might’ve turned out very differently bwahahahahaha.
    And hottie, I’m in Australia…and cute as a butt


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