We’ll admit it, Natalie. When word came out that you decided you preferred pate to chopped liver, we were upset. But you know we can’t stay mad at you–especially not when you’ve got that brand new bundle of joy in your arms.
Last night’s Oscars weren’t as big for the Tribe as they could have been, but to Portman, Aaron Sorkin, Randy Newman and assorted others who brought home the gold, Jewdar wishes a whole-hearted Mazel Tov. But we still have one question: after Darren Aronofsky broke up with Rachel Weisz, he makes Black Swan, casting Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis and Winona Ryder. Clearly, he’s interested, so won’t someone in Hollywood set him up with a Nice Jewish Girl?