Dutch Cops New Enforcement Tactic: Jewface

Police officers will begin wearing yarmulkes and other religious attire to catch Dutch Jew haters in the act of physical or verbal assault, according to the newspaper Het Parool.  The new strategy was announced after Jewish broadcasting company Joodse Omroep released footage of several Muslim teenagers “heiling Hitler” at a rabbi as he walked down a street in Amsterdam. In 2009, there were more attacks against Jews than ever before in the Netherlands. According to The Daily Telegraph, the situation is so bad that in several Amsterdam neighborhoods Jews cannot even cross the street wearing yarmulkes.

Similar impersonation tactics have been used in the Netherlands for catching people who attack the elderly, prostitutes and gay people, Haaretz reported. Whether the new enforcement strategy will reduce crime against Jews or just end up with a bunch of cops unwittingly being corralled into Dutch minyans remains to be seen.

What do you think?

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5 Responses

  1. Rachel

    Muslims heiling Hitler? He would have rounded up the Muslims as quickly as he rounded up the Jews.

  2. Prime Director

    @ Rachel

    After defeating the USSR, Hitler’s one remaining goal was “the destruction of the jewish element residing in the arab sphere under British protection.” Because of that, he had significant mulsim support. Even today, Mein Kampf remains a best seller in the PA.

    Nazis and muslims are like peas and carrots.

  3. Mediumheadboy

    Nazis and muslims are like peas and carrots.

    My enemy’s enemy is my friend.

  4. Rachel

    Ok, I see…I mean it’s obvious both Nazis and (a lot) of Muslims hate the Jews. And even though the Muslims and Nazis had some partnership during WWII, it seems like that was just a means to an end for Hitler. I’m sure he deemed them racially inferior.

  5. Prime Director

    Imperial Japan was an Axis power, Rachel. Last time I checked, japanese weren’t considered aryan.

    BTW, you know that Iran used to be known as Persia, right? Do you know when they changed their name? In 1935, in order to seal their alliance with Nazi Germany. Iran is farsi for aryan.

    Peas and carrots.


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