Don’t Say a Word

Dlisted “reports”:http://dlisted.com/node/14086 that Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine is officially an asshole. We heard about how he left “Jessica Simpson heartbroken”:http://socialitelife.com/2006/03/09/adam_levine_gives_jessica_simpson_text_messsage_kiss_off.php, but now he’s told “The Sun”:http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007380580,00.html that despite her groans on the court, his ex tennis superstar Maria Sharapova wasn’t vocal enough in bed.

“Levine said: ‘She wouldn’t make any noise during sex.

‘I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

‘But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it “ruined her concentration”.'”

Hmm. Perhaps Maria would have rather not hear you moaning your own name while she was trying to imagine “Brandon Flowers”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Flowers in your place.

What do you think?

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5 Responses

  1. mrnhghts

    I was all sympathetic to his ex and everything until, “She even got angry if I started to moan, said it “ruined her concentration”.’

    Then it’s like, What a bitch!

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  2. schmegegy

    Ok. This is where I draw the line. My niece called me from a M5 concert last year and said it was “mediocre.” I know that it’s possible that maybe she hadn’t been paying attention. But now….to hear you say that Adam is an asshole, just because he criti

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  3. iconic

    ” But enough about me; let’s talk about me…..” OK. You say (like Adam Levine) you are “gorgeous.” Just wondering ………why do you call yourself schmegegy ?

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  4. Hesed

    Declaring the guy an “asshole” in public will only serve to increase his poon potential. You know that they’ll be moaners too. Lucky bastard.

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