Crown Jew

Jewssip reports that the British Royal Family is about to obtain its first Jewish member when Lord Frederick Windsor marries his sweetheart of two years, half-heeb and Chronicles of Narnia actress Sophie Winkleman.

I can safely say that if this member of the Royal Family and Member of the Tribe end up breeding, their kid is pretty much guaranteed to be the biggest entitlement issue, wheedling prick to ever walk the earth.

Also, aside to Sophie: I don’t know what that thing is on your cheek, but you should really consider having the royal physician have a look.

What do you think?

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22 Responses

  1. jewdar

    If she’s a half-Heeb on her father’s side, she’s not “Jewish;” at least not much more so than Edwina Mountbatten, who married Lord Louis Mountbatten (great-Grandson of Queen Victoria and uncle of Royal Consort Prince Philip) and was the granddaughter of J

  2. jewdar

    Who cares about Winkleman, Jewssip talked to me! You are my kind of Jewish royalty.

  3. Puck

    Marrying into a bunch of dimwitted, toe sucking, nose picking, hasbeen inbreds is nothing to be proud of.
    And she’s not Jewish…is the tribe so desperate we need to grab onto every B Grade celebrity that has a molecule of Jewish DNA in them?
    We think no

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