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Ashton Kutcher Twitters About Kabbalah

February 24, 2009

So, I follow the actor Ashton Kutcher (Twitter Id: aplusk) for God only knows what reason. And OK, I follow Demi (mrskutcher), Richard Branson (sirdickbranson), Lance Armstrong (lancearmstrong), R Kelly (R_Kell...

Kinky Friedman Baffles Young Folk With Ancient Technology, Noise

February 24, 2009

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In a recent (meandering, pointless) interview with the Chicago Tribune, humorist, author, wannabe politician Kinky Friedman revealed that he travels with a typewriter. A typewriter! How refreshingly eccentric!F...

Spidey’s New Friendly Neighborhood: Broadway

MichaelLiss

February 24, 2009

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The new musical Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark slung its web another step closer to Broadway, with producers announcing it would start previews in January at the Hilton Theater. The show will mark the Broadway d...

Pilot Gives Whole New Meaning to “Cockpit”

Brian Abrams

February 24, 2009

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If you thought Major Asshole (of Spaceballs fame) had the funniest anatomical moniker in the friendly skies, you haven't met Southwest Airlines' very own Captain Frank Schmuck. Dude even has his own website. (S...

Lent Greeting Cards

February 24, 2009

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Having trouble finding the right e-card to send to your Jewish and Goyim friends this Fat Tuesday? Someecards.com has a great selection of new Mardi Gras and Lent cards. Some of my favorites include: "Be s...

This Just In: People Like Bacon

February 23, 2009

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I don't what it is lately with bacon-- there's the Bacon Wellington, the Bacon Explosion, etc. People are just off-the-walls crazy for the fatty breakfast meat.Well, now the makers of Bacon Salt are lobbying t...

What I Won’t Be Giving Up For Lent

February 23, 2009

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- Red meat - Beer - Hard liquor - Chocolate - Soda - Sex with strangers - Sex with exes - Cigarettes - FunyunsSometimes it's really good to be Jewish. ...

Gayest Oscars Ever!

kbookatz

February 23, 2009

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Ok, I admit it: I saw the "Boy From Oz" on Broadway and loved it.I didn't care how tight Hugh Jackman's leggings were nor how faux-bronzed his skin looked. Icould watch him dance and twirl (and do jaz...

Freaky Nazi Twin Colony Flourishes in Brazil

jed_oelbaum

February 23, 2009

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What ifJosef Mengele, the infamous Nazi "Angel of Death," continued his twisted work after fleeing Europe? What if he operated in secret, under assumed names, carrying out hissick genetic experimentsi...

Melissa Leo’s Unused Oscar Speech Leaked!

Oliver Noble

February 20, 2009

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As you already know by now, the Oscars shunned Melissa Leo's performance as "Jewish Mother Zombie" in Night of the Living Jews, but they did recognize her for her work in Frozen River with a "Best Actress" nod....

Fresh Intelligence: Kinda Stale

February 20, 2009

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It's been a while since I've surfed on over to Radar Online (since celeb rag peddler AMI bought it up, to be precise), but I vaguely remember their "Fresh Intelligence" department as less, well, sour....

Look Who’s Coming to Dinner

kbookatz

February 20, 2009

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Dinner ForSchmucks is a Hollywood remake of the 1998 French hit Le DÃ®ner de Cons (The Dinner of Idiots). In theFrench version, a pompous publisher and his similarly bombastic friends invite the most pitiful pe...