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The Notorious MSG

The Original Chinatown Bad Boys announce the release of their new EP "Lunch Money." According to their website: "As your tightened anuses pulsate in anticipation, the MSG's Chinatown fire burns hotter by the mi...
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Rainy Day Woman

Like chocolate and peanut butter, illustration and burlesque go great together (but with much fewer allergic reactions). Tonight, "Molly Crabapple":http://www.mollycrabapple.com/ signs her saucy burlesque activ...
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Borscht Belt Horror

You can run...you can hide...this is the soup that eats you alive. If you've never been to the Catskills, now is not the time to visit. Peter Svarzbein's stills of Heeb's first horror film. !http://www.heebi...
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Guilty Gazes

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the guiltiest one of all? Nancy Schwartzman curates our gallery of guilt. (Top photo: "My Mother as Whistler's Mother" by Melissa Leibling-Goldberg) !http://www.heebish....
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Michael Richards’ Son?

During his eight-year career, Micheal Ray Richardson was one of the most notable and quotable players in the NBA. Like when he famously remarked to a reporter of the Knicks' season: "The ship be sinking." Well,...
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The Silent Years in New York

If you're like most of our editors, you couldn't afford a ticket to Austin to see "The Silent Years":http://www.thesilentyears.com/ perform at our South By Southwest showcase. Don't fret. If you're in New York ...
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HTJY

We have nothing but love for our "Money Issue":http://heebish.com/issues/view/10/ coverboy Jeremy Piven, but even we can't help but ask: Is he "on a mission":http://www.jewtastic.com/posts/11154/ to be the most...
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No Matzoh

Passover's just around the corner and you know what that means: Time for "crazy rabbis":http://www.nypost.com/seven/03272007/news/regionalnews/matzo_mobile_regionalnews_leonard_greene.htm/ to bake matzoh in a c...
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Up Against the Wal

What to do when reports circulate that 46 percent of the children of your employees are uninsured or on Medicaid? Hire the guy who told Michael Dukakis to ride around in a tank to do your PR. Jeffrey Goldberg o...
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Staff Infection

Not since Moses parted its waters, has anybody fucked with the Red Sea like this. Our friends at "_Treehugger.com_":http://treehugger.com/ report on the Israeli government's "plan to to build a 200 kilometer ch...
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The MC Paul Barman Show

Can you believe it's been five years since a shaggy, Brown-educated "MC Paul Barman":http://www.mcpaulbarman.com/ boasted "My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist"? He's still a mangy m...
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Image Unconscious

"Israel is viewed as a very macho society," David Saranga (the head honcho of media and public affairs at Israel's consulate in New York) tells "_The Jerusalem Post_.":http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid...

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