The Best of 5767: Film
_As you might've heard, the lunar calendar finished its cycle and the Jewish year 5767 became 5768. We considered fireworks and a night of pick-pocketing in Times Square, but instead we decided to use the oppor...
The Best of 5767: Comics
_As you might've heard, the lunar calendar finished its cycle and the Jewish year 5767 became 5768. We considered fireworks and a night of pick-pocketing in Times Square, but instead we decided to use the oppor...
The Best of 5767: Music
_As you might've heard, the lunar calendar finished its cycle and the Jewish year 5767 became 5768. We considered fireworks and a night of pick-pocketing in Times Square, but instead we decided to use the oppor...
Down Under
Not unlike many _Heeb_ readers, I suppose, I was sexually deprived as an adolescent. While I sat at home during my school days doing "you know what":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/335, the other kids eng...
A Trip Down Mammary Lane
As you might recall, last month "a woman in Kentucky was razzed by Applebee's staff":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/326 for not covering up while suckling her tot. "To protest,":http://www.kentucky.com/2...
_Kingdom_ Coming Soon
Steven Spielberg and company have announced the title for the fourth Indiana Jones installment and "gloves have already come off in the blogosphere":http://blogs.tampabay.com/80s/2007/09/indiana-jones.html. It'...
God Save The Queen
For a gay, bald, chubby Jew, Matt Lucas is pretty comfortable in his own skin. Then again, the actor/comedian is perhaps better known for the multitude of other skins he inhabits in his BBC hit show _Little Bri...
The _Heeb_ Hundred
We give you portraits of the 100 up-and-coming stars in the _Heeb_ pantheon.
Army@Love
The revolution's gonna be graphic-novelized. In his Vertigo/DC monthly comic book, _Army@Love_, comiconoclast Rick Veitch drops subversive sci-fi-satire bombs. A collection of the first six issues, _Army@Love V...
My Stalker
Mike Albo loves attention, but this isn't really what he meant. A victim's true, and truly hilarious, story.
The Gospel According to A.J.
The market for gimmick books—shtick lit, as it were—has enjoyed a surprising shelf life. There are authors who pledge not to spend money for a year, those who promise to say yes to everything and, of course, th...
Joan of Snark
Heeb is devastated at the loss of comic legend Joan Rivers. Here, from our 2007 "Chosen" issue is the definitive Joan profile. The world is a less-funny place without her.
