Call of the Wael

We don’t blame Holocaust hoaxer Monique de Wael for making up the outlandish tale of her survival during the Holocaust that became a best-selling memoir. She, after all, is clearly deranged, and one may expect insane people to say insane things. No, what enrages Jewdar are the people who swallowed her delusional rantings hook, line and sinker, and more importantly, the people who have removed the Holocaust from the world of legitimate historical research. In a healthy environment, someone saying things like "when I was seven years old, a pack of wolves helped me travel across Europe to locate my parents in the Warsaw Ghetto" would be met with a healthy dose of skepticism and, after perfunctory research, shown to be lying. But throw the Holocaust into the mix, and–like the chef who Larry David couldn’t fire because he thought he was a survivor–not only can’t we criticize, we can’t engage in critical thought. The end result, of course, is that because we don’t engage in healthy skepticism at the onset, we give an opportunity for Holocaust deniers to engage in unhealthy skepticism at the end.

Still, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Coming next next year, Jewdar’s memoir about how Mengele’s experiments slowed our aging process to half the normal rate while we were still in our mother’s womb, which is why we still look like we’re in our 30s. We call it The Zygote of Auschwitz. Are you listening, Mr. Spielberg?

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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