Bar Refaeli Ordered to Dump Leonardo DiCaprio and Settle Down with a Nice Jewish Boy

Lehava, a nationalist Israeli organization that condemns Jew/Goy unions wrote a personal letter to Bar Refaeli via her mother (way below the belt) encouraging her to break up with her super-famous, sexy, rich boyfriend, Leo DiCaprio, and find a Jewish boy to make little heeblets with. Lehava generally dedicates itself to breaking up Jewish/Arab couples under the assumption that all Arab men are abusive rapists, but every now and then they find the time to shove their noses into famous people’s business as well.

Though Lehava is most likely comprised of the same fundamentalist, extremely racist assholes that settle in the West Bank, that’s immaterial. I want to know: What kind of compensation do these girls receive when they decide to leave their boyfriends. Money? A subscription to JDate?

Clearly, Refaeli has some thinking to do. And, if she’s okay with moving out of her Barbie dream house and into a one-bedroom apartment that may or may not have bedbugs, we could easily hook her up with some nice Jewish boys.

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