Say It Ain’t So
Last night the Chicago Cubs and Senator Joe Biden learned a valuable lesson: never underestimate your opponent. While the "im-Palin" never happened in the Vice Presidential debates, we're still optimi...
Who’s Your Dadi?
It seems like just yesterday that the big story at the Olympics was a hug shared by a Georgian and a Russian. Please queue the sappy intro music yet again as now an Iranian and an Israeli have shared a hug at t...
Cub Scouts
It's been a hundred years since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series--and four months since we boldly predicted (who says we don't take important editorial stands?) that this would be the year the drought woul...
Diamond Days Hits Oakland
Our annual Diamond Days Fest begins on Thursday, July 17 at the Mama Buzz Cafe and the Ghost Town Gallery in Oakland, CA. We've been getting a ton of questions about the fest, so we figured we'd just include t...
Reeling in A-Rod
According to The New York Daily News, Cynthia Rodriguez believes that Madonna lured her husband into infidelity with the ancient magic of kabbalah. "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him,"...
Material Boy Meets Material Girl
According to Us Weekly, Madonna, 49, and New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, 32, are having an affair. Apparently, Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Rodriguez in her Central Park West apartme...
Jewish American Pastime?
Before this year's baseball season started, we predicted that the ill-fated Chicago Cubs would go to the World Series for the first time in 70 years. Nearly two months into the season, they lead the National Le...
The Vindication of Steve Bartman
A startling revelation comes at this, the beginning of the 2008 major league baseball season: Steve Bartman, the infamous Cub fan who lunged after a foul ball that many Wrigley-faithful believed would have been...
_Heeb_ Storytelling: The Easter Edition
If you're the type of person who typically celebrates Easter by biting the heads off of marshmallow bunnies, then you won't want to miss the next installment of the world's most infamous traveling Jewish road s...
He’s B-a-a-a-ck!
Leonard Cohen announces tour dates for this summer. No word yet as to when the Victoria's Secret commercial hits....
When Bad Things Happen to Bad People
Don't think that because we didn't comment on Super Bowl XLII, we weren't glued to our television sets last Sunday. The New York Giants victory over the New England Patriots is perhaps the greatest sports story...
The Cloven People?
This just in: World Rabbinical Council rules that Jews can now eat ham.Via Onion Radio News ...
