Material Boy Meets Material Girl

According to Us Weekly, Madonna, 49, and New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, 32, are having an affair. Apparently, Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Rodriguez in her Central Park West apartment, which have "all the doormen talking." Further fueling speculation, Rodriguez attended Madonna’s April 30 NYC concert and Madonna sat in A-Rod’s seats at a Yankees game on June 22. Meanwhile, a ringless Guy Ritchie, arrived in New York City from London on Monday after almost a month apart from his family.

This is a match made in celebrity heaven. Madonna likes athletes (she’s been linked to Charles Barkley, Dennis Rodman and Jose Canseco) and has always been into Latin men (she had Carlos Leon sire her first daughter, Lourdes). Moreover, she and the Yankee third baseman have tons common: both have written children’s books, seek solace in the words of New Age feel-goodniks (the Kabbalah Centre’s Rav Berg and "Life Coach" Jim Fannin, respectively) and are obsessed with their own images, painfully self-conscious that the earth they tred upon is also a stage.

Madonna’s already had her Arthur Millers (Warren Beatty? Sean Penn? Guy Ritchie?) and she’s even had her John F Kennedy. Has she finally found her Joe DiMaggio?

What do you think?

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Yid Vicious

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5 Responses

  1. iconic

    perezhilton reporting that A-Rod “is the one that is being cheated on!”
    Reportedly, Mrs. A-Rod left him for Lenny Kravitz.

  2. Puck

    Iconic…really…even I don’t read Perez :P
    These columns have been a bit dull lately, we need some controversy…like old times.
    *violently shoves Hesed*
    That should get the ball rolling ;P

  3. iconic


    A-Rod should get the ball rolling. His baseball sucks lately.

  4. Puck

    What’s baseball?
    Perhaps Madge could give him some tips, she’s no stranger to handling balls.


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