Chance of Pain
Novelist and screenwriter Jerry Stahl talks about self-loathing, his most recent novel, Pain Killers and finding humor in the Third Reich.
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Michael Jackson’s Funeral Today, This Time for Real
Text by Seth Herzog Michael Jackson's funeral is today."Wait, what? Didn't we do that already?" you might ask. "What was that whole thing at the Staples Center about? I had to sit through Jermain...
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Nazi-sploitation
Text by Stefanos ChenWondering what Heeb's Germany Issue release party (taking place tonight at Union Pool in Brooklyn) will be like? Well, this list of our four favorite Nazi exploitation films should give you...
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Jewdar Takes on Pat Buchanan and Hitler
On the 70th anniversary of the Nazi invasion of Poland, Pat Buchanan wrote an op-ed insisting Hitler really didn't want war all that much. On Sept. 1, 1939, 70 years ago, the German Army crossed the Polish fron...
The Burnt Jew Cookie Recipe – Over Six Million Served
Originally whipped up by Roseanne Barr for her photoshoot and interview in Heeb's Germany Issue, the "Domestic Goddess Hitler's Burnt Jew Cookies" were talked about on Extra, The View and The O'Reilly Factor. T...
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DJ AM Dead: Adam Goldstein Found Dead
DJ AM, the A-list DJ for hire lived evaded Death countless times (he survived a plane crash that killed four after a gig with fellow survivor Travis Barker; the years dating Nicole Ritchie while she was in her ...
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Jouchebags
Although we at Heeb demonstrate our love for the panoplies of mosaics of rainbows that is New York-area Ashkenazi Jewry (plus that one Persian girl with the adorable English accent), our detractors often label us "self-hating." The truth is, however, that we are inordinately and completely irrationally fond of ourselves. But that doesn't mean that we feel the same about all our fellow tribesmen and women. Below are some of the Jews from past and present who we absolutely love to hate.
