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Is That Pastrami in Your Pocket…?

Lately, Craigslist's sexual encounters page has been a go-to-spot for everything from killing, raping and general freakish behavior. This blurb comes from a recent CL posting:  We are two elderly but spry ...
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Bea Arthur: 1926-2009

Another Golden Gal bites the dust. The 86-year old stage and screen star died of cancer on Saturday. Born Bernice Frankel, she was most popularly known for her TV credits that included Emmy-award winning turns ...
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Post-Ronson

No huge shocker here, but Lindsay Lohan (still reeling from her awkward breakup with Samantha Ronson) is back hunting for cock. And you'll never guess where she's hunting for it. Okay, maybe since this is _Heeb...
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Sandra Bernhard: The Heeb Interview

When she first appeared on the scene, Sandra Bernhard was an impetuous flirt whose svelte figure and pronounced expressions brazenly attracted the glitterati, for better or for worse. But despite detours and se...
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Ode To A Sitcom Queen

You used to be my hero and used to make me laugh. But now your tired punchlines are merely ugly gaffes. I placed you on a pedestal, which somehow never crashed. Until your zany blogging made me see you as whi...
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Little (Jewish) Britain

OMG, best news ever! Matt Lucas, the wildly hilarious co-creator and star of Little Britain, plans to write a sitcom about modern Jewish life in England.Can't wait, it'll be like _The Nanny_ on crack. ...
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Coulter and Maher Heat up the Stage

I went to Radio City Music Hall last night for the first round of Ann Coulter and Bill Maher's Speaker Series debate. On stage, the pair did little to dissuade long-standing rumors that they are more than frene...
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Bacon is So 2008

Check out _Slate_'s video, which claims that the whole bacon craze has finally come to an end. Confused pigs everywhere are rolling around in mud with glee. ...
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Robbing the Jew Man

Harlem-based rapper, Cam'ron, loves Larry David's humor and wants to make it his own. I guess we've come full circle now that a Black musician is stealing from a Jew. According to Nahright.com, the hip hop star...
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Seinfeld’s New Deal

Just when it seemed like Jerry Seinfeld's career was all washed up, NBC green lights six episodes of his reality series, centering around married life. Seinfeld may make cameos, but will likely stay behind the ...