A General Motors advertisement in People Magazine‘s “Sexiest Man Alive” issue features a buff, shirtless Albert Einstein with “E=MC^2” tattooed across his formidable deltoid. The caption reads, “Ideas are sexy too.” Clearly, the gas guzzling SUV advertised on the adjacent page is at same high level of intellectual achievement as the theory of relativity, and just as hot.
What GM didn’t remember, though, is that Jews own Einstein. Hebrew University, which claims all of the late genius’s publicity rights, has filed suit against GM for defamation. That’s right, you thought he was part of pop culture, but you better find another theoretical physicist to hock your gentile cameras, computers and cars, unless you have a permission from (and a check for) us.
And for the record, I think Einstein was kind of cute just the way he was.