Al-Qaeduh

We at Jewdar don’t want to appear insensitive and, in real terms, hope for the return of these hostages safe and sound. That being said, there’s something pretty damn funny about Al-Qaeda hoping to punish the Jews by kidnapping Austrians. Well, we’re not going to give in to terrorists, so go ahead—take as many Austrians as you’d like. And while you’re at it, why don’t you really teach us a lesson and toss in a few Syrians, too?!?

What do you think?

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

3 Responses

  1. iconic

    hey. not surprising to me that Al-Qaeda doesn’t think with a Yiddisher kop.

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