Fifty rabbis will fly over Israel reciting prayers and blowing shofars in an effort to combat the treyf swine flu (or Mexican Flu as it’s sometimes referred to in The Promised Land) that has already killed three and is spreading due to the “immorality and indecency” that exists in Israel.
No word yet whether the rabbis will be flying commercial on their disease control mission. If so, prepare for swine flu related fatalities to rise when old bearded Jews succumb to injuries, after being savagely beating with their own shofars by annoyed airline customers.
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