Guys Who Put Their Hand On Your Back As They Pass In A Crowded Party
This party is packed and it’s hard to get over to the bar, so I know just what you should do: Take your sweaty paw and touch the magic little button on the small of my back that miraculously clears a passageway through the crowd. No, the magic wouldn’t work if you tried it on the two guys standing next to me. Or any girl who you haven’t been leering at from across the room for the past hour and a half.
REBECCA WIENER
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