Queens Reich

Not since 1945 has it been such a lousy time to be an Austrian Nazi. First long-time leader Jorg Haider is killed in a flaming car crash; then it turns out that his successor, Stefan Petzner, is just flaming.

Petzner (pictured above, left), the 27-year old heir apparent announced that Haider, long rumored to be gay, was the "man of his life. Furthermore, it turns out that the night he died, Haider was coming off a drinking binge at a gay bar after he and Petzner had a lover’s quarrel. Apparently Petzner is fated to be a bottom, and after his comments were made public, he was relegated to the position of new party boss Josef Buchner’s deputy. No word yet on whether or not Buchner has taken on all of Haider’s duties.

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About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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