Get this: Bob Saget is pissed because people made fun of him at the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget. Well, actually he’s pissed because people made fun of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who played his daughter on the 80s/90s sitcom Full House. "Anybody who talks about my TV kids, that upsets me,” said Saget. “I am very protective. I love them very, very much."
One of the quips in question came from Jeff Ross:
"Full House should have been called blackjack, because you hit on the Olsens when they were eight and didn’t stop till they we’re twenty-one."
It’s definitely a great line, but knowing what he’s capable of, I would have liked to see Ross take it even further. Say, for instance…
"As we all know, Bob still is very close to the Olsen twins. Without them, Bob would feel a lost connection to his past and miss out on a future with an extended family. Plus, how else would he ever get ahold of that shit Mary-Kate sold to Heath Ledger?"
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