Urban Kvetch: Schnorrers at Yonah Schimmel’s Knishery

Schnorrers at Yonah Schimmel’s Knishery
For crying out loud, this is like trying to win at three card monty. The house wins every time. Schimmel’s has been here since 1910. Do you really think that you are the first cheap Jew to walk into this place who’s schemed up a way to avoid tax and tip? When they say table service is “waiter service only,” they mean it. Don’t bother fighting. There is no recourse, no negotiation. You said it was “to go,” now go!

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