This Is Where Roman Polanski Is Being Held Because He Raped A Thirteen-Year-Old Girl

They let him go to his Swiss chalet today. It’s nice, right? All you really have to do is get rid of the reporters. I wouldn’t mind spending a little time there, would you?

The average size of a US prison cell, including the toilet, is 8 feet wide, 8 feet high and twelve feet long.*

This is the type of place urban youth end up when they’re caught buying drugs.

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Just sayin’.

*According to WikiAnswers. Granted, that’s not the most reliable source, but the point still stands.

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