The _Unkosher_ Meat Scandal

While the Rubashkin scandal continues to give kosher meat a bad name, Amy Winehouse’s spouse Blake Fielder-Civil should serve as a cautionary tale to any NJG with a taste for treyf. Like Amy’s mammele, we hope that Blake’s return to prison give Amy some time to put herself together, and realize that kosher meat really is better.

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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  1. Portmanteux

    Poor girl is way past her expiration date. Truth is that she would have never been able to keep a nice Jewish boy interested. Like any thinking being, he would have fled.

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