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Schfartz Attack!

The gossip gods at TMZ have reported that old meshug Jackie Mason referred to President Obama as a "schfartzer" during a standup performance last Thursday, and that multiple members in the audience we...
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_Heeb_ Proves Yet Again Jews Not Smart

Heeb came up just a wee bit short in a media trivia night earlier this week. The event was round two of a series of nerdy sporting contests sponsored by Saucony Originals.The stakes were high, with Team Heeb co...
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Fake-Tanning Now Found to Be Lethal

To us moreshallow (read: naive) folk, fake-tanning is a lot like dabbling in cocaine usage: You know it's hella bad for you but you go ahead and do it anyway.One more time is not gonna hurt anyone/thing, right?...
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Coulter and Maher Heat up the Stage

I went to Radio City Music Hall last night for the first round of Ann Coulter and Bill Maher's Speaker Series debate. On stage, the pair did little to dissuade long-standing rumors that they are more than frene...
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My Experience As Israel’s Minster Of Propaganda

I've been to Israel once. I was 17 and I spent a week with my friend Gideon and his family, who were there visiting Gideon's grandparents. Gideon's uncle managed a nightclub in Tel Aviv and one night he brought...
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M.I.A’s Bizarre Baby Name

M.I.A has joined the latest celebrity craze of humiliating their kin with bizarre baby names. Names, that when said child grows older would generally welcome being shoved into a locker at school. "Ickett...
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See James Write

James Franco has scored himself a book deal with Simon & Schuster! Hurrah! I mean, it's only natural that the world would want to read Franco's fiction. Not only does he study stream of consciousness diary ...
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_The Watchmen_: The _Heeb_ Review

To be sure, The Watchmen is not the Jewiest of films (but since this is Jewdar, the Comedian is played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who also plays the dead deforeskinned dreamboat, Judah Botwin, in Weeds), but we to...
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Lindsay Lohan Flips Again

Lindsay Lohan has anillustrioushistory of flip-flopping.In the past two years alone she's replaced: cocaine with fake stints in rehab,wangs with muffs, and now, whatever-the-fuck-religion-she-is with Judaism. A...
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_Heeb_ Prevails in Ping Pong

Two nights ago at the Fat Cat, Saucony sponsored a pingpong tourney for a slew of NYC media companies. (If you recall last summer, the sneaker company treated us to a few happy hours and whiffleball games in Ce...