You Don’t Look Jewish Entry #9
YDLJ, Lily, couldn't give us enough to be Ms. March, so we're still looking. Email us to [email protected].
Patti Stanger, Millionaire Matchmaker
Stanger’s a twenty-first century Yenta, and we can’t seem to get enough of her. Her new DVD aims to help every eligible girl (skinny, tall, blond, and young) find her carats, in less than 12 months.
Gross Injustice?
Word out is that Cuba--the Official Dictatorship of the American Left--is seeking a 20 year sentence against Alan Gross.
Semitic Sighting: Former Heeb Publisher in Thailand with Ewan McGregor
Former Heeb Publisher interviews Ewan McGregor in Thailand and gives Heeb some juicy tidbits.
You Don’t Look Jewish: Miss February
Meet Tovah, a Hebraic babe who doesn't think she looks Jewish. We think she looks damn good either way, so we made her Miss February.
Swiss Miss: Bush Ducks Arrest by Skipping Jewish Dinner
George W. Bush cancels an appearance at a Jewish fundraising dinner in Switzerland for fear of being arrested for human rights violations.
Jew Booth: Finally an App for Us
Meet Shnozni Jewbarak, one of the many wonderful creations you too can make in the iPhone app, Jew Booth.
You Don’t Look Jewish: Entry #8
This YDLJ is a professional dominatrix. All the YDLJ's out there, tell us what you dominate. Email: [email protected].
Links for Theologically Deviant Streisands
A Streisand not Jewish enough for Israeli new immigrant status, Fat Jew on Muslim dating sites, being a Jew is more than reggae and Torah.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Ultra-Orthodox rabbis move to ban Facebook, child prostitution and trafficking in Israel, rape and public corruption for an Israeli politician, and a new ultra-Orthodox kosher supervision for…women's clothing.
5 Cartoons Jesse James Would Love
Jesse James likes to dress up cutouts of cartoons as Hitler. Here are 5 that he might really enjoy.
