Top Ten Reasons Jewish Mothers are like Stoners
In the waning hours of 4/20 we present here a list of reasons why Jewish mothers exude a certain stoner sensibility.
Glatt Kasher: An Open Letter to Everyone (Including Me)
I would like you (another you, a different you, perhaps even me) to stop screwing for a month or two. You screw so much and with so little regard for the act it seems like you are drinking methadone out of OPP.
Rollin’ Deep with Na Nachs
There were a few former ravers and punk rockers in the Na Nach, one of whom told me about how he found God while tripping balls on mushrooms.
Matisyahu: Pray Like a Rock Star
This passover be 'too cool for siddur.' Learn how to mumble fervently and fake the affectation, being sure to be most audible on obvious phrases so no one takes notice.
Links for the Four Sons
The Four Sons of Passover, Google to teach computers regret with help from Israeli University, how to be a successful artist.
Jewish Defense League Messes with Da’ Homies
According to recently released FBI files, the Jewish Defense League made shekels by issuing death threats to assorted rappers (including Shakur and Eazy-E), and then offering their "protection" for a fee.
The Pros and Cons of Dating Semites
Travel writer and TV host Robin Esrock with a warning to all the nice Jewish boys out there.
Sneak Peak: The Beastie Boys Return
How can you not love a rap trio, albeit a middle aged, Jewish rap trio, that can pull all those stars together for the forthcoming 30-minute video for the new single "Make Some Noise?" Check it!
Links for Kosher Partnerships
Kosher online supermarket helps to make gays straight, Gwyneth has more rabbis in her family, Madonna's Jewishness.
Glatt Kasher: Your Mother is Going to Die
I'm going to try to tell people the stuff I want them to know right now. This might be cheesy but, what the fuck, I don’t have time to worry about what you think, I'm fucking dying (slowly).
Heeb Gets No Credit for Miral’s Ad Campaign
Sure, when the gays said bupkis after Jewdar overturned "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," we were miffed, but hey, they aren't mishpoche (and we presume that at least they had some really good party to go to).
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Kabbalist's chief aide is a porn distributor, B'nai B'rith's president is indicted for tax fraud, and New York State tuition grants were allegedly given to yeshiva students for an illegal promise of bloc votes.
