Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Fuck in Film Adaptation of My Hebrew School Wet Dream

According to Script Shadow, the “jewces” will be flowing between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in director Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming ballet thriller Black Swan. The ladies won’t just be swapping spit, "we’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex."

This presents an interesting dilemma for the horny Orthodox community: while they surely will welcome the Jew-on-Jew action, how will they handle these NJGs eating unkosher clams?

What do you think?

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    Natalie Portman is fine. I’d love to hate fuck her to within an inch of her life and make her squirt uncontrollably while I’m pounding her tasty pussy senseless. She’d get it hard as I jam my cock up her ass and down her throat.

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