Media Unfairly Frames Coke-Snorting Rabbi as Tragic

While the media is writing a collective sob story over Rabbi Baruch Chalomish’s drug bust and $1,000/week cocaine habit, which began after his wife died of cancer, I just gotta say: Dude is a bad ass.

It was reported today that, after three days of poking snot with hookers in a hotel room, the 55-year-old rabbi’s party was ended by the pimp, who was worried for the Yid’s welfare. I mean, I can’t keep a hard-on for 10 minutes after a yoga class, let alone a weekend of hos n’ blow.

What do you think?