Lox Media Will Revolutionize The Way We Consume News Salmon

Lox is – without a doubt – the most exciting addition to the not-at-all overhyped, overcrowded world of NEW MEDIA! news sites, each of which will totally revolutionize the way we consume information.

Behold:

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Buzz off, Ben. Sit on it, Nate. And Ezra? Pack it up, man. You’ve already lost. From here on out we’re all Lox, all the time.

Isn’t NEW MEDIA! great?

[h/t David]

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