Kate and William Tie The Knot, But Do They Break the Glass?

Jewdar wishes to wish the newly-wedded royal couple of William and Kate (heretofore to be known as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge) a hearty Mazel Tov. Now, in the lead-up to the blessed event, there was much talk of the various elements of other religious ceremonies that would be incorporated into the wedding–including, as per Jew-know-who, the breaking of the glass. Now, Jewdar did not see the whole thing, but from the clip we have, there’s not much evidence of that. Still, whatever may or may not have happened during the wedding day, what we really want to know is about the wedding night–William has so far kept shtum, but perhaps Kate can at last answer the question of whether or not William, like most other males in the royal family (including his father) had a mohel perform a circumcision, or whether at the request of his mother (who, based on her relation with Dodi Fayed preferred her men snipped) passed on the tradition.

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The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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