I’m Not a Prostitute, it’s Purim.

Perhaps it’s just Jewdar, but we’ve long felt that there’s something about hamantashen that’s a bit…Georgia O’Keefey. And really, given the whole tenor of the holiday–hot Jewish girl saves the Tribe by getting her smitten goy-toy to cancel his stern decree–are we really so far off? At any rate, Purim is the one holiday that we really got right. The kids get to dress up and make noise, you get to drink, and you can watch TV, so what’s not to like. We know it’s a day late, but hey, in Jerusalem, it’s still Purim, so in the spirit of the holiday, here’s a little video, the title of which translates to, “I”m Not a Prostitute, It’s Purim.”

What do you think?

About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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