Heeb Conspirator Makes a Grab for a Gubernatorial Candidate’s Boob, Fails

Heeb’s resident chronic masturbator, Oliver Noble, sat down over the weekend with our pick for the next governor of New York, Kristin Davis, a.k.a. Eliot Spitzer’s former madam.

Sadly, the semi-literate Noble couldn’t really discuss politics with the gubernatorial candidate (who spent four months on Riker’s Island, while Spitzer, the “john,” just got off). He did, however, get her to price out our current female governors for their official whore value. Apparently, Linda Lingle, Hawaii’s Jewish Republican governor, belongs on the street corner with the crackheads.

Vote Davis!

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