Cock Tale

First New Orleans is hit by a hurricane, now, Louisiania has suffered another blow to it’s unique cultural heritage–cockfighting has been banned. To be sure, we are not fans of the "sport," but we’d hoped that it’s supporters would have put up a better fight. We understand that politicians weren’t likely to make statements attesting to their love of cocks, but would it have been too much to ask for to see a few bumper stickers asserting "They Can Take My Cock When They Pry it From My Cold, Dead Hands?"

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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