Schadenfreude: Rick Sanchez Stars in Rabbi Shmuley Commercial
At a poorly attended event in Manhattan, Rick Sanchez apologized while Rabbi Shmuley sold books.
Links for the End of a Rough Week
Queen Esther faces renewed Persian aggression, David Frum must be getting baked.
At Least Palin Didn’t Say “Holocaust”
Normally, a politician being targeted unjustly would use the accusation of “Mccarthyism” or “Witch-hunting,” but since neither of those is viewed as a negative by Palin’s base, she couldn’t really throw them around, which leaves good ol' anti-Jewish persecution.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Post-blizzard of the decade, a Satmar hasidic newspaper based in Williamsburg, Brooklyn longs for the day when Black slaves shoveled snow for whites.
Heil Schnauzer
1933: Man trains dog to mock der Führer. Dog now replaces Lassie as best dog in history of mankind.
Ticket Jew
We’re all for saving a buck, but seriously gave up on these guys after we couldn’t find discounted High Holiday tickets.
Links for a Middle Eastern Mickey
Disney to set up shop in Haifa, Jackie Mason the musical, the true enemies of rabbinic Judaism.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Orthodox and ultra-Orthodox Jews raise $160,000 for convicted felon and former glatt kosher meat king Sholom Rubashkin, and a writer for Tablet Magazine says don't report your local serial killer to police.
Links for the Kosher Condom
A new condom that doesn't add dairy to your meat, a hero of Ethiopian Jewry, the 400,000 year old Tel Avivian.
Date An Arab and Tell Us About It
In response to an open letter from Israeli Rebbetzins, we'd like to know what it's really like to date an Arab.
…And All He Got Was This Cheap Yellow Star.
And if ever there were a case that proved Vince Lombardi's maxim that "Winning Isn't Everything, It's The Only Thing," this is it.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Extreme Jews whore teen to lure Arab into beating, Ortho-Zaidy held hostage by son and grandson for over 10 years, ultra-Orthodox rabbis have an unnatural fear of toy pigs.
