Capitalism Saved: Watch as Dangerous Revolutionary Sukkah is Dismantled

Look at these vicious thugs!

My fellow one-percenters,

Like many of you, I find what is happening around the country scary. Especially when things have been going so well.

But things took a turn for the better this past weekend (finally!), when the forces of good sacked the dangerous, probably anti-Semitic, sukkah of Seattle.

Unbridled capitalism must prevail. So the sukkah had to go.

Please do your part to support the 1%. If you see a sukkah, say something. Say something to the cops. The revolution will be crushed. One sukkah at a time.

What do you think?

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Bernard Mendelbaum

Bernard Mendelbaum is a retired insurance policy man from Rye, New York.

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