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Time for a chanukah story, kinderlach.  A long, long time ago, a group of Jews and Jewesses decided to start a magazine, and so they met at  shul on the Lower East Side, on Stanton Street, with the somewhat unimaginative name of the Stanton Street Shul.  Flash forward a few years, and both the shul and the magazine (not to mention the Jews and Jewesses) have gotten older, and, in the case of the Stanton Street Shul, drippier (note the bucket perched on the balcony).  Granted, in comparison to a lot of places, Hurricane Sandy took it pretty easy on the Stanton Street Shul, but in  comparison to a lot of places, the shul was a little more dilapidated to start with (see below) and the leaking roof is really not helping anything.


Moreover, unlike rebuilding say, Long Island, repairing the shul’s roof is actually something that can be done with a relatively small sum of money (tens of thousands, as opposed to hundreds of millions), and given the artistic and architectural uniqueness of the shul, the small sum is definitely worth it.

To that end, the shul has set up a crowdsourcing thingie to raise the shekels to plug the hole in the roof; if the shul can raise 10,000 bucks, they can get a matching grant from the New York Landmarks conservancy.  In the spirit of full disclosure, Jewdar would like to point out that the Jewdars are members of the shul, and Mrs. Jewdar is a regular congregant, so this pitch isn’t entirely selfless.  But selfish or not, if one drop of roof water falls in Jewdar’s kiddush whiskey, believe me, someone’s going to pay, and trust us, the psychic cost to all the people who visit this site will be far more onerous than whatever you can donate now.  You have 16 days, so start shoveling over the shekels (and no, chanukah gelt doesn’t count).   

What do you think?

About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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  1. Hoi Poloi

    It’s been a successful crowd-sourcing thingie: the Stanton Street Shul reached its initial $10,000 goal to help repair water damage through a Lucky Ant crowd-funding campaign more than a week before the final Dec. 19th deadline.

    For its final 5 days of its Lucky Ant campaign, the Shul notes that it is STILL Chanukah and it really needs to raise the funds necessary to meet the $30,000 Heritage challenge grant awarded earlier this year from the New York Landmarks Conservancy.

    These funds will go toward fixing the Shul’s roof and other structural water damage that was exacerbated by Hurricane Sandy. According to the New York Landmarks Conservancy, the overall first-stage renovation and restoration of the Shul will cost an estimated $200,000, so the Shul’s funding needs are still considerable.

    For those waiting to contribute, or to spread the word to friends and family, the Shul is letting people know that now’s the time to spend Chanukah gelt! Donors may chose from a menu list of items thanking them for their contribution, or chose to make a fully tax-deductible charitable donation.

    And to fully celebrate the end of the holiday, at 8 pm this Saturday night the Stanton Street Shul will be holding a Last Night of Chanukah Thing. Its invitation calls for: “Starting your night right with live music, drinks and good vibrations. $10 at the door gets you a drink stamp. $5 gets you designated driver status. All proceeds benefit the Shul’s building fund.”


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