When Bar Mitzvahs Attack (Michael Douglas’ Crotch)

Michael-Douglas-2013-michael-douglas-34638015-2000-3000_jpg__2000×3000_Poor Michael Douglas can’t catch a break.

Last year he claimed his oral cancer came from his oral…erm, “activities” with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones. Now, almost a year later, it’s his own privates that are in the hot seat (actually, we hope the seat is well iced) after overexerting himself at his son’s Bar Mitzvah.

Reports Page Six:

The “Wall Street” actor turned up to a launch party for Jerry Bruckheimer’s book, “When Lightning Strikes,” at Monkey Bar on Wednesday with a limp and was seen sitting most of the evening.

“I’m hurting,” he told us. “I don’t know whether it’s my groin or a hernia. I got carried away at my son’s bar mitzvah this weekend. You know they put you up in the chairs over the top — I think something happened there.”

First thing’s first – Mazal Tov to Michael’s son Dylan! Today you are a man. Unfortunately, that means having to worry about pulling your groin every time you pick up something heavy.

And Michael, Michael, Michael. Remember – always lift with your legs!

What do you think?

About The Author

Zayin B'Ayin

Heeb's foremost authority

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

This will close in 0 seconds