Welcome to the Family
Michael Chabon, recently labeled "anti-Semitic":http://www.jossip.com/gossip/michael-chabon/jewish-writer-michael-chabon-puts-on-a-happy-punim-after-being-branded-an-antisemitic-20070503.php by _The New York Po...
_Heeb_ Storytelling, Sunday, May 6
She's hot. She's sassy. She's what would happen if Peaches ever gave it to Rachel Dratch with a strap-on. Catch "Adrira Amram":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUYI8PaOEgE at "_Heeb_ Stortyelling":http://www.joes...
Stop Global Wiping
We all know that the earth is in deep doo doo, but this is ridiculous. Sheryl Crow calls for a limits to be imposed on the "use of toilet paper.":http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/04/spare_a_square.php Pictu...
Creepshow
The NRA is accused of using anti-Semitic imagery in its "portrayal of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg as an octopus.":http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_108175220.html Even though the eight-tentacled sea...
Fool’s Gould
"J. Hoberman's cover story on Brooklyn-born, uber-schmendrick Elliot Gould in this week's _Village Voice_":http://www.villagevoice.com/film/0716,hoberman,76384,20.html would have been perfect for _Heeb_... if _...
The Best Thing Written About Don Imus in a Month
In today's _LA Times_ columnist "Joel Stein":http://www.thejoelstein.com/thejoelstein.com/Welcome.html struggles with why Don Imus was embraced by American political life, while his former on-air partner at WNB...
Fast Times at _EW_
On the 25th Anniversary of _Porky's_, "_Entertainment Weekly_":http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20033899,00.html waxes nostalgiac for the early 80's explosion of teen sex comedies...like _Fast Times at Ridgemont...
Michael Richards’ Son?
During his eight-year career, Micheal Ray Richardson was one of the most notable and quotable players in the NBA. Like when he famously remarked to a reporter of the Knicks' season: "The ship be sinking." Well,...
The Silent Years in New York
If you're like most of our editors, you couldn't afford a ticket to Austin to see "The Silent Years":http://www.thesilentyears.com/ perform at our South By Southwest showcase. Don't fret. If you're in New York ...
Up Against the Wal
What to do when reports circulate that 46 percent of the children of your employees are uninsured or on Medicaid? Hire the guy who told Michael Dukakis to ride around in a tank to do your PR. Jeffrey Goldberg o...
Staff Infection
Not since Moses parted its waters, has anybody fucked with the Red Sea like this. Our friends at "_Treehugger.com_":http://treehugger.com/ report on the Israeli government's "plan to to build a 200 kilometer ch...
The MC Paul Barman Show
Can you believe it's been five years since a shaggy, Brown-educated "MC Paul Barman":http://www.mcpaulbarman.com/ boasted "My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist"? He's still a mangy m...
