Somewhere in the Middle East, Bin Laden is sitting in a tiny, dank cave eating bonbons, wondering how these four men in Riverdale, New York, couldn’t tell the difference between a water balloon and a bomb and thinking, "If you want something done, you’ve got to do it yourself."
Still, there is a silver lining to this terrorist FAIL–the incident finally put Riverdale on the map. Bronx bubbes, take those curlers out of your hair and get ready for your close up. It’s about time this sleepy town got some love.
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