With the First Pick, the Jets Select Shmuley Jackson

Jimmy Kimmel (or as he’s better known in the Heeb community, “that guy who I’m funnier than, fuck why didn’t I get a chance with Sarah. Sarah, I love you!”), parodied the recent NFL scheduling quirk, which had the New York Jets holding games on two consecutive Jewish holidays. It’s actually pretty funny even if, like me, you know so little about sports that you have to google “Shmuley Jackson” to see if he’s a real NFL player.

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