What’s in a Name?

So, newsflash, it turns that boys with common names (IE popular names) are less likely to be criminals than those with unpopular names.

It kind of makes sense if you think about it.

I mean, "Bernard" was all the way down at number 75 in 1938, the year Madoff was born. And maybe Blago would have been kinda OK had his name been "Rodney," number 65 in 1956.

Unfortunately, his name is Milorad, which, I assure you, doesn’t get anywhere near the top 100. Or 200, for that matter. Also, it’s just a funny name, so he was pretty much doomed from the start.

What do you think?