Weekly Learning

In honor of the release of the much-anticipated “iPhone”:http://www.apple.com/iphone/ (hailed as a revolutionary gadget that will change the face of electronics), this week’s roundup pays homage to all the things we have to look forward to in the future.

– Everyone will have “plastic surgery”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/184 even if they have to “perform it on themselves”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/181.

– “Perez Hilton”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/175 will be on the cover of _Heeb_ and “Paris Hilton”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/185 will be finally recognized as the Marilyn Monroe of her generation… and the “Patty Hearst”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/180 of her generation… and the “Anna Nicole Smith”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/183 of her generation.

– During a fit of retro fever, Brown vs. Board of Education “will be overturned”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/186 and “Germany will decide”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/172 which religions are acceptable.

– “Dogs”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/191 will be the new “children”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/182 due to an explosion in “birth control”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/192 usage.

– Organic and local food will fall out of fashion and everyone will live on “ham and cheese sandwiches”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/190 from “vending machines”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/173.

– After the discovery of a cure for death, “very old men”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/177 will rule the earth and it will be no “laughing matter”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/174.

– “Manhattan”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/171 will collapse from overpopulation and everyone will move to “space”:http://heebmagazine.com/blog/view/178, the “6th borough”.

Have a great weekend everyone, while you still can.