Wack Job

Last week, actor Ernest Borgnine confessed to Fox News that he chronically spanks his monkey — information that would have been useful to me before my bare hands touched the very questionairre that his sticky fingers filled out and sent back to me via snail mail when I was just an innocent, stargazing child.

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