Urban Kvetch: “Alternative” Parenting Techniques

I don’t give a shit about your boy’s need for "imaginary play." Especially when the little brat spills his organic chocolate milk all over my $200 shoes. Am I at McDonald’s Play Place? And it’s not okay to let him scream in a restaurant because he needs to "express himself," okay? Not when I’m trying to enjoy this plate of risotto ($15). I have news: The social contract does extend to you, even after you procreate. And you owe me $215 bucks.

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41 Responses

  1. iconic

    I don’t care if your kids are sick of their toys, and all they REALLY want is to play with the big planes.
    Your brats should not be allowed in the air control tower….
    and they should not be allowed to direct flights at JFK airport.

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  2. snuffweedbooze

    The air traffic control thing wasn’t a big fucking deal. Get over it! The pilots concerned weren’t the least bit offended. What the hell are you going to do when there’s no school and no sitter! The only people who are making a big deal out of that have

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