I’ll admit, Krav Maga is a tough act to follow. But ever since the IDF’s proprietary style of ass kicking (actually, more accurately: “crotch kicking”) combat was co-opted by SoHo MILFs looking for a cardio workout, Israeli military intelligence has been hard at work, crafting a new, even deadlier style of fighting.

And folks, it’s terrifying.

According to the video’s youtube description, this action went down at the Dead Sea resort of Neve Midbar. What caused this beach-chair bonanza is anyone’s guess. But, being the Middle East and all, I’m sure there’s a totally rational, measured reason.