Imitation, they say, is the highest form of flattery. If that’s the case, I can’t help but assume that the folks behind the amyotrophic lateral sclerosis “Ice Bucket Challenge” have had their ears burned to a crisp by now. After all, having seen that taking a philanthropic stand can be as easy as pouring a bucket of cold water over your head, it was only a matter of (very little) time before other organizations/attention-seekers began put their own twist on the mega-successful (albeit questionably effective) viral dousing trend. And, in the world of philanthropic attention-seeking, no one does it quite like a Jew with cause in their heart, and a bucket in their hand.
Here, then, are just a few of the things Jews have been dumping onto their yiddishe cops:
Matzah Ball Soup:
The Jewish Penicillin meets “Head On” (Apply directly to the forehead!)
Taking a stand against terrorism can be as easy as smearing food on your face like a toddler
Shit. Doody. Literally, Feces:
The man in the video vents his frustrations at Israeli authorities over their inability to quell Hamas rockets, explaining: “we have been eating crap for 14 years and our lives are hell!”
Great philanthropizing, folks. Good effort all around.
[cover image via youtube screenshot]