Things Jews Are Pouring On Their Heads (Instead Of Buckets Of Ice Water)


Imitation, they say,  is the highest form of flattery. If that’s the case, I can’t help but assume that the folks behind the amyotrophic lateral sclerosis “Ice Bucket Challenge” have had their ears burned to a crisp by now. After all, having seen that taking a philanthropic stand can be as easy as pouring a bucket of cold water over your head, it was only a matter of (very little) time before other organizations/attention-seekers began put their own twist on the mega-successful (albeit questionably effective) viral dousing trend. And, in the world of philanthropic attention-seeking, no one does it quite like a Jew with cause in their heart, and a bucket in their hand.

Here, then, are just a few of the things Jews have been dumping onto their yiddishe cops:

Matzah Ball Soup: 

The Jewish Penicillin meets “Head On” (Apply directly to the forehead!)


Taking a stand against terrorism can be as easy as smearing food on your face like a toddler

Shit. Doody. Literally, Feces:

The man in the video vents his frustrations at Israeli authorities over their inability to quell Hamas rockets, explaining: “we have been eating crap for 14 years and our lives are hell!”

Great philanthropizing, folks. Good effort all around.

[cover image via youtube screenshot]

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