Representative Eric Cantor to Dems: Shut Up, Bitches

(video after the jump)

Freaking out over Nazi health care, "Obamacare" and other propaganda crap, Tea party members — "America’s anti-Mensa" — are lashing out. Barney Frank was called a faggot, John Lewis was called a nigger and the death threats are flying. Conservative bloggers are posting home addresses of Democrats online and, fearing for their loved ones’s safety, some members are moving their families out of their home districts. Representative Russ Carnahan (D-Mo.) even had a coffin placed in front of his house. Thought they’ve made some half-hearted statements condemning the violence, Republicans are mostly helping out with classy moves like the one below:

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Republican lawmakers quell outraged crowds with reasonable points on debate.

Even Representative Anthony Weiner, one of Heeb‘s favorites, has received anti-Semitic notes. One letter addressed him as "Shlomo," another was signed with a swastika. Although "Shlomo" Weiner’s office has confirmed that he recieved such letters, they have not yet gotten back to us with a statement (even though you promised by "the end of the day," Dave).

So what can the Republicans do when reports of Tea Party madness make the right wing look unreasonable? Send in House Minority Whip and token Jew Eric Cantor (R-Va.) to turn the story around. Yeah, the Democrats are exploiting death threats for political gain. Yeah, that’s it. You’re a Jew, Eric. You can pull it off.

"I’ve recieved threats since I assumed elected office — not only because of my position, but also because I’m Jewish. I’ve never blamed anyone in this body for that," said Cantor on Thursday.

Though it’s good he doesn’t blame other congressmen for his religion, it’s unfortunate Cantor is a disingenuous schmuck. Watch him twist it so talking about actual violence is just "fanning flames." If politics don’t work out for you, please never work a rape crisis hotline, Cantor. See his entire performance/press conference below.

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50 Responses

  1. StevenM
    StevenM

    I don’t really speak for all of Heeb, Mernbern. Still, you’re welcome to disagree. Just don’t take the Tea Party line and threaten me with a gun. Or ask me to be silent when someone else does.

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  5. Panda123

    There’s been no Tea Party violence-NONE.

    Isn’t the issue, Dem anti-Jew, anti-Israel leanin- Leaving Bibi to stew-hanging Israel out to dry.

    Is this the change we wanted? Not so much!

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  6. Puck

    I’m pretty sure Bibi is more part of the problem than the Democrats.
    It’s not “pro-jew” or “pro-Israel” to mindlessly support conservative Israeli politicians as they lead their people even further down the l’avenue du folly. Without compromise on both

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  7. Peter

    Yeah, saying that a person can’t live in a Jerusalem neighborhood, JUST BECAUSE SHE”S A FUCKING JEW, isn’t anti-Jewish, according to anti-semitic leftists and self-hating Jews. Newsflash: Bibi was democratically elected as the PM of Israel, (you hypocriti

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  8. Peter

    Heeb mangled my word order and deleted words and sentences. Anyway, I slum here at Heeb to see what hip self-hating young Jews are thinking.

    Reply
  9. Peter

    Yeah, saying that a person can’t live in a Jerusalem neighborhood, JUST BECAUSE SHE”S A FUCKING JEW, isn’t anti-Jewish, according to anti-semitic leftists and self-hating Jews. Newsflash: Bibi was democratically elected as the PM of Israel, (you hypocriti

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    I’ve CC’d in Hamas, mid east peace is surely but a ‘reply all’ away.
    Oh, and t

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