The 18 Hottest Jewish Women (As Determined By Porn Viewers)

Why is it that every time I try to explain the virtues of the adult entertainment industry I’m given dirty looks and hand sanitizer? People – Pornography isn’t just “two people doin’ it”. (Or, three people, four people, nine people, occasionally someone dressed as a clown – I could go on…) It’s answers. Answers to questions like:

- How will the pizza delivery man react when that woman answers the door naked?

(Answer: He’ll have sex with her!)

- What will the college professor do when that nubile co-ed offers him sex for a passing grade?

(Answer: Yup – he has sex with her!)

- What could Nurse Trixie possibly do to bring her patient out of his sex-induced coma?

(Answer: Have even more sex with him!)

But, while these questions are entirely realistic, hard hitting sociological examinations, the porn industry also likes to kick back, relax, and let their dedicated fan base tell them what’s what. For example, the fine people at the Pornhub network recently decided to put the power in the (sticky) hands of their fans, with a series of surveys on their network-affiliated Peeperz site. (Yes, that link is entirely NSFW. Have fun.) And so, thanks to over three thousand dedicated porn fans, we now know, definitively: “Who is the Hottest Jewish Celebrity Babe”.

Like any internet list, though, this one isn’t immune to intense scrutiny. So you tell us – who’re the hottest Jewish women (and men!) they missed?

[via Guyspeed]

What do you think?

One Response

  1. Zidders Roofurry

    Entertaining article though I would suggest removing this part: “What could Nurse Trixie possibly do to bring her patient out of his sex-induced coma?” since it describes a non-consensual act.

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